17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
Xbox One: Microsoft has confirmed that all Xbox One games will require mandatory installation onto the system’s hard drive and, to install the same disc onto another user’s drive, a fee must be paid.YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FCUKED UP
I CNAT STS OP LAUGHI NG XBOX ONE ?? / IT DOENST SUPOORT PRE EXISTING GAMES HO LYSHIT. OH MY GOD NOBODY IS GOIN G TO BUY IT IM FCKING CRYIGN
5.20.13
Happy birthday to my darlin’ Tanya, who is always my go-to gal for AUs and a general good time. UvU It’s a little belated, but I hope you had a gone one!Tanya asked for for Assassin’s Creed!Reiner and Berrytart as templars dressing up as assassins. Boys, you’re doing it wrong - you have to take your templar uniforms off first.
i love all the new features of xbox one like backwards compatibility and being able to borrow my friend’s games without additional fees
oh wait
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
IM FUCKIN G LAUGHING THE XBOX ONE IS SO STUPID I CANT BELIEVE BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY IS FUCKING DEAD